Well, Im easily amused by stupid people being stupid. Sometimes instead of openning the car door, I crawl through the window because it makes me feel like a NasCar driver. I can't spell a lot of the words that I use on a daily basis and I would like to say that I don't spit when I talk. But lets face it, its kinda hard to yell the word "blasphemy" ten times backwards or "get to the choppa" in an Arnald Scharzinager voice without giving someone a shower. I love warm weather and my dream job is running into buildings while they are on fire. I frequently drop my pick into the hole of my guitar but I'm also a pro at getting it out. And while working as an EMT at Superior Ambulance, I found out there are many more places in the human body where doctors can shove a tube (up, in, or through) than I am willing to talk about or describe. Did I mension I am easily amused?
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